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Sexorcism.

October 10, 2012

That’s right, you read it right.

Apparently my husband and I had one last night.

At least, according to the note pinned to our front door.

I can assure you that it was not Robert and I. (Okay, I can’t really assure you but I am telling you.) Trust me, I would be proud if said sexorcism was ours.

I was sick last night and in bed with A Visit from the Goon Squad and Rob was eating salt-n-vinegar chips and watching soccer. I was asleep early with tissues in my nostrils because my nose wouldn’t stop running. Sexy, right?

Rob told me the couple in the building across way were going at it really loudly. Naturally, with my hearing loss, I did not hear. (I miss out on all the fun.)

I wish I had the courage to leave a note like that on someone’s door.

(Actually, no. I don’t.)

Nonetheless, the note made my day. I am going to leave it there.

Love, Jen-the-sex-o-maniac

Jennifer Pastiloff is the founder of The Manifest-Station. Her work has been featured on The Rumpus, The Nervous Breakdown, Jezebel, Salon, and more. Jen leads her signature Manifestation Retreats & Workshops all over the world. The next retreat is to Ojai, Calif over Labor Day. Check out jenniferpastiloff.com for all retreat listings and workshops to attend one in a city near you. Next up: SeattleLondon, Atlanta, South Dakota, NYC, Dallas, Tucson & The Berkshires (guest speaker Canyon Ranch.) She tweets/instagrams at @jenpastiloff.

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  • Reply Eliana October 10, 2012 at 10:07 am

    Hahaha This just made me and my coworkers laugh so hard! Thanks for the laughter. I REALLY needed it this morning. ;)

  • Reply Norman Cooper October 10, 2012 at 10:09 am

    I would be offended, proud, and jealous if this happened to me. Of course, my wife wouldn’t let me leave the note up. The neighbors can never suspect that we have a sex life. ;)

    • Reply ManifestYogaJen October 10, 2012 at 10:13 am

      I felt the same way. Conflicted. Haaa. you are awesome.. But mostly I laughed xo

  • Reply barbarapotter October 10, 2012 at 10:10 am

    This is so funny I just can’t stop laughing.

  • Reply jamesvincentknowles October 10, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Love this story. It evokes & elicits so many good feeling things. What a joy to experience it in such an innocent way. Thank you so much for sharing~! hahaha….

    “Jen-the-sex-o-maniac” hahaha…. another milestone on your journey, another chapter in a book.

  • Reply sabrinasdad October 10, 2012 at 10:46 am

    You need to post the note on the board by the mail disclaiming responsibility with your note leaving out names and the part about your hearing loss. The guilty/happy parties would know and the original note writer would know they need to get their direction finder fixed

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  • Reply Jenaé (@YogaEatRun) October 10, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    LOL!! how funny!!! oh jen you always make my day hehehe

  • Reply Whitney Brady October 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Hilarious! My Southern manners would prevent me from actually posting a note like this but it is delicious to imagine! Congratulations to you and your husband for seeming like the “sexorcism” kinda couple!

  • Reply Laura October 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Hahaha that’s the best note ever.

  • Reply Debra October 11, 2012 at 9:35 am

    All I have to say is I hope you feel better by friday or saturday night and can extend the courtesy full linda blair style :) Good luck. Please post sundays note!

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